This one goes out to probably one of my best friends in the entire damn world. She’s been with me through thick and thin, and honestly there’s nothing more I could ever want from a friend. Today’s her birthday, and even though we’re several states apart, that doesn’t mean I can’t bake her something Lunar style. This one goes out to my big mama Ran-sama. ...
BBQ BISCUIT BEEF MUFFIN CUPS: AMERICUPS
What up homeslices. I’m Andrew, Shane’s soon-to-be-roommate and cuddle buddy. And you know what else I’m looking forward to doing with this cocksucker once he gets here in a week? That’s right, assholes, COOKING. Now, Shane will tell you that I’m a god-damned pussy because I usually cook shit with green ingredients and sometimes even cook vegetarian dishes and...
Sweet Thai Lovin'
Alright. Normally this blog is filled with stuff like me making a ham sandwhich with like two pounds of meat, five pounds of bacon, and an entire block of velveeta. Nothing wrong with that. Simple yest profound is the best way to cook. However I want to scale it back for this one entry. I want to sit down and have a heart to heart talk to you guys about the greatest thing in cooking since...
Cooking With Lunar: Weaboo Edition
Ah yes. Sushi. A Japanese delicacy enjoyed around the world. It’s extraordinarily popular, and some would say that only a true cretin would not enjoy it. You know what I say? Pump that garbage in another man’s face! Seaweed as the outter wrapping? If I wanted seaweed I would go down to the ocean and stand in the water with my mouth open. Which I wouldn’t. Because...
Alright listen up. I know we’ve all been there before. 11PM the night before payday. There’s no bacon whatsoever. No velveeta. And there’s a distinct lack of BBQ sauce in the house. As luck would happen there’s a bag of lettuce and a bottle of fat free honey mustard. You are stuck in some sort of bizare version of the twilight zone where your house has become the...
The Most Important Meal of the Day
Numerous debates take place among the scholastic community as to how Attila got his nickname “The Scourge of God.” One story is that the phrase was coined by a monk who considered Attila to be a tool which God was using to chastise the Roman Empire as a whole. If Attila is the “Scourge of God”, then I am the “Scourge of Cooking.” I have been sent here to...
In Plato’s great work The Republic, he talks about the definition of justice. Part of the definition is rendering to others that which is due. It is asked, what of food? What is due unto food? Plato responds by saying that seasoning is due unto food, and that is justice. It is for that reason I consider myself not a cook, a chef, or any other sort of synonym that you please. I am a...
Have you ever had a tripple bypass surgery? No? Well you will when you’re cooking with Lunar! Grind up some BBQ Potato Chips like you’re a skater wearing DC shoes in the hottest nightclub in New York City. Here’s a hint. Put the chips in a bowl and use the bottom of a cup. Mash all that potato chip goodness into your ground beef. Knead it like dough for maximum...
Ultimate Bacon Nacho Chesse Dip
Something spontaneous? Something cheesy? Something with bacon? Sounds like a recipe for delicious. Sounds like you’re cooking with Lunar! Step One! Bacon weave? Turn it into a bacon cup! Step Two! Make that Nacho Cheese Dip. Pictured: Velveeta, freshly chopped jalapenos, Texas Pete hot sauce, and chopped bacon. That translucent liquid you see? That’s the secret...
Ultimate Chicken Sandwhich
Call your cardiologist and schedule an appointment. You’re cooking with Lunar now! Number one rule of the kitchen! Safety first. Always make sure to sure proper protection. Always use proper safety gloves, eye protection, and apron when cooking. Can’t follow that rule? Get out of my kitchen. Alright! Now let’s see how many of you can count. Put on your thinking caps...